Sunday, February 22, 2009

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance

Ms. GaGa encourages either herself or her unknown companion to “just dance” and reminds that it is going to be okay. She also requests that you rotate that vinyl recording disc, babe.Ms. GaGa continues to give evidence to support the theory that she is a monkey.

Friday, February 20, 2009

What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright

Ms. GaGa’s intoxication prevents her from understanding what is “going on on the floor.” She does apparently love this record, “baby” but due to the number of alcoholic beverages she has consumed is apparently unable to “see straight anymore.” She reminds an unknown person (possibly herself) to “keep it cool” and then in apparent and possibly alcohol induced non-sequitor queries after the name of the particular club she is dancing in. Though she, or the unknown person in response, is unable to recall the name of the club it is alright. Ms. GaGa has a speech impediment known as a stutter.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I've had a little bit too much, much
All of the people start to rush, start to rush by
How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone

Ms. GaGa is apparently, at this point in the song, intoxicated to a level where she is unable to; understand how he does “twist the dance,” find a drink, find her keys or find her phone.

Monday, February 2, 2009

RedOne, Konvict (sic)

I realize that my first post was a bit wordy. Because of this, I have decided to serialize it for the enjoyment of my loyal fan base. The following is my explanation of the lyrics of the first stanza of Just Dance by Lady GaGa.


RedOne, Konvict
GaGa, oh-oh, eh

These are perhaps the various names of people singing in this song or Ms. GaGa considers herself both a “RedOne” and a “Konvict” (sic). Ms. GaGa may be a monkey or other primate